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Java EE 5 Mambo!!

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http://tap.javalobby.org/javaee5.mp3

Ladies and gentlemen, this is Java EE 5!

One, two, three, four, five

There's a technology I use day and nightFor my application with a web frontendThey told me to use .NetBut I really don´t wanna

So many bugs I fixed last week.My code is neat and talk is a cheapI like Glassfish, JSF, persistence APIAnd as I continue you know they´re gettin´ sweeter

So what can I do I really beg you my LordTo me codin' it´s just like a sportAll the bad code from the past, let me dump itPlease set in the trumpet

A little bit of injection in my lifeA little bit of persistence by my sideA little bit of NetBeans is all I needA little bit of EJB's what I seeA little bit of standards in the sunA little bit of XML all night longA little bit web services here I amA little bit of code makes me real man

This is Java EE 5!

Jump up and down and move your code aroundShake your head to the sound bury bad code under groundMove one step left and one step rightOne to the front and one to the sideRefactor it once and refactor it twiceIf it looks like this you're doin´ it right

A little bit of injection in my lifeA little bit of persistence by my sideA little bit of NetBeans is all I needA little bit of EJB's is what I seeA little bit of standards in the sunA little bit of XML all night longA little bit web services here I amA little bit of code makes me real man

This is Java EE 5!

Maybe I will grow up once. Maybe I won't...

Published by:

Mauricio Salatino

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